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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Turtle Love

A co-worker came into my office this morning and said, "Holly, the most amazing thing just happened!" She said she went outside this morning to feed the birds and 50 feet from her door were 2 turtles. She then asked me, "Have you ever seen 2 turtles mating or do you even know how they mate?". I thought about it and realized I'd never thought about it before and asked her how they mate. She was totally in "awe" while talking to me. To continue her story, she said she then went back in her house to find a camera, but it didn't work. When she went back outside, the male turtle was on top of the female with his 2 legs down under some leaves, and he was moving his front legs as though he were swimming and the turtle was humping away.

I guess to respect their privacy, she then went back inside and had her breakfast. When she returned outside, the male turtle was gone. Her and her husband looked everywhere for him. She said to her husband, "where could he be". Her husband replied, "he went off for beer and cigarettes!".


So I looked up on you tube turtles mating. It was quite amazing! The male had his mouth opened and deep down his throat you could see whatever I was seeing ... something like a diamond shape vagina opening and closing as he humped. Again, quite amazing!

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